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    生活里的搞笑趣事 一哥們兒天生鬈發,一天去理發店,和理發師說想剪個什么樣的發型。理發師聽完說道:&ldquo;老弟呀,你這頭發要是這么剪,就白燙了&amp;hellip;&amp;hellip;&amp;rdquo
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    生活里的搞笑趣事

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    俏皮話

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    麻辣笑語

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