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                                  有位女士問老公:“如果我跟你媽一起掉到水里,你先救哪個?”   老公面露難色,說:“我不會游泳呀!”女士說:“假設你會。”老公說:
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      有位女士問老公:“如果我跟你媽一起掉到水里,你先救哪個?”
      老公面露難色,說:“我不會游泳呀!”女士說:“假設你會。”老公說:“你自己不是會游泳特別關注下載嗎?我當然救我媽。”女士說:“假設我不會游泳,”老公說:“你不會游泳,帶一老太太到水邊干嗎?”士士氣憤地說:“你真是死腦筋,我不是假設嗎?”老公毫不示弱地說:“你假設什么不好,干嗎假設我媽掉進水里,你怎么不假設你媽掉進水里?”女士強忍怒火說:“那我媽和你媽一起掉進水里行了嗎?”老公面露痛苦狀,說:“你沒事把兩個老太太假設到水里干啥?我媽你不喜歡也就罷了,你媽把你拉扯大容易嗎?”
      
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