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    再抄點 一次考試,一個女生被抓了現行,監考老師沒收了其準考證,并勒令她收拾東西離開考場,那女生趴在桌子上,慢慢地肩膀開始一聳一聳,監考老師是個老先生,一看這
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    再抄點

    一次考試,一個女生被抓了現行,監考老師沒收了其準考證,并勒令她收拾東西離開考場,那女生趴在桌子上,慢慢地肩膀開始一聳一聳,監考老師是個老先生,一看這情況,走過去安慰道:“沒事,又不是全部科目不讓你考了,回去吧,啊。”那女生居然漸漸哭出聲來了,老頭一看這情況說:“別哭了,好吧,我把準考證還給你,不算你作弊好了吧!”那女生居然大哭起來,老師害怕了,湊過去說:“要不……咱再抄點兒……?!”全班暈倒!

    夢游

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    刷身份證

    計算機考試那天早上,在食堂打飯,刷卡怎么也刷不出來。
    師傅突然問我:“你們今天有考試吧?”
    “師傅,你消息好靈通,這都知道!”
    師傅瞅著我的卡說:“今天不是第一個人刷身份證了!”
    暈!師傅啊!你能不能先提醒我,后面還有帥哥呢!

    老師那點事

    某天下午第一節,數學課。鈴聲剛響,同學們還沒有坐好,年級主任進來了。
    大家馬上有兩個反應:要么來抓紀律了,要么數學老師有事他來代課了……
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